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Friday, May 25, 2012

Open letter to the phonies!


Hello Dharlings!! 

Hows life sweety? Hope you are just as awesome as you always are. Oh my Gawd!! You are looking so young and charming. Muaah !!

Now, with the above maple syrupy lines I would have got your precious attention here. You can wear your grandma glasses to read the tiny words and between the lines too, here nobody is judging you.
Yes, this open letter is for you, my dear fake honey! Now, don’t cringe, you won’t be able to move your facial muscles much, thanks to recent Botox injections. There are few things which normal mortals would like to ask the best-creation-of-god [as you think of yourself], but never dared to ask you on face. Reason of which is more related to being polite than being intimidated by your aura.

Have you seen yourself in mirror or any reflective surface without the layers of makeup? Have you done any tiny winy bit of introspection on people who always surround you like you also? If you think every guy is after you only, think again, you may end up alone. Do you have people around you, whom you like not because they wear nice clothes or are powerful?

When you think that others are way lesser than you, can you list one real parameter which qualifies this judgment? When you try to fake a alien accent, do you really think people appreciate? Please don’t sulk or utter the words not-to-be-used here or grind you teeth or tap fiercely perfectly shaped nails (they might get chirped).

It’s time for you to decide to look away from reality by just waving your hand and saying ‘jealous worthless people’ or to think on why this letter has been addressed to you. If you took the second option, try being just you, the real you and have some small talk with nobody but your inner self. Ask some real basic questions. Are you actually the person you show to the world or just a fake clone of yourself?

~ A mere mortal

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